The Golden Rules Of Windows

(You can read a bit more at http://www.chrisgreaves.com/Training/motivational/GoldenRulesOfWindows.html)

Golden Rule #1 You can always Escape from an awkward situation.

Golden Rule #2 If in doubt press Enter.

Golden Rule #3 Never close, Never minimize.

Golden Rule #4 Use the keyboard.

Golden Rule #5 Always click on a Click-me.

Golden Rule #6 All of life is spent doing one of two things.

Golden Rule #7 Doing something is always Goto, Select, Action.

Golden Rule #8 There are at least four ways of doing it.

Golden Rule #9 The Tab key will take you on a guided tour.

Golden Rule #10 You're not paying for the electricity.