The Golden Rules Of Windows

Golden Rule #1 You can always Escape from an awkward situation.
Golden Rule #2 If in doubt press Enter.
Golden Rule #3 Never close, Never minimize.
Golden Rule #4 Use the keyboard.
Golden Rule #5 Always click on a Click-me.
Golden Rule #6 All of life is spent doing one of two things.
Golden Rule #7 Doing something is always Goto, Select, Action.
Golden Rule #8 There are at least four ways of doing it.
Golden Rule #9 The Tab key will take you on a guided tour.
Golden Rule #10 You're not paying for the electricity.